A 'dynamite strapped around my waist' tattoo. Isn't he clever.
Uh-oh...only one second left...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!
Actually, I thought this was some weird belt, or a fanny-pack with books attached to it when I first saw it (but then I noticed his REAL belt) but then I figured "who would get a fanny-pack tattooed on them", and I looked a little closer.
A fanny-pack would be cooler.
Extra deduction for the idea. This should have never come this far.
What this tattoo says about the wearer:
I still wet the bed.