"Hello? Hey, mom....Yeah, New York City is great....I am doing really well....How is Dad?
well, I am having a little trouble finding a job"
Extra deduction for tattooing a fucking checkerboard on his fucking face!
I actually hope that this is fake...and that is magic marker.
What this tattoo says about the wearer:
I know all 73 household inhalants that will get you high.
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