Always after Me LUCKY Charms

Yes, Lucky You.
As lucky as the last few hundred guys.
Like striking gold. Well, more like finding a nickel.

She has seen more dicks than a urinal.
I wonder if the pink around the lettering is supposed to blend in with the stretch marks?
Or accentuate them?
Or did they leave that unspoken?

Extra deduction for the fact that she really didn't have to be snapper-flappin' naked to show this tattoo, and because that is some poor kid's mom.

Sorry, Kiddo. Sucks bein' you.

What this tattoo says about the wearer:

I fuck on the first date.