Tuesday
Sorry...About Your Daughter
I met Mike in the smoking area of Midway Airport, in Chicago. He was pretty much a total goober...the kind of guy who walks around singing George Thorogood songs, always dreaming about finding a box of money. We talked for about 30 minutes, but I was all fucked up on Valium, and Whiskey (only way I can get on a plane) and forgot most of our conversation.
Mike was an OK guy, and I feel bad for him. He either has the world's ugliest kid, or one of the shittiest tattoos ever.
Extra deduction for making me feel bad...fucker.
And I think he copped my lighter.
What this tattoo says about the wearer:
I am not Courtney's biological father.
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Labels:
Disembodied Animal Head,
poorly executed,
portrait
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Was Mike "down with the swirl"? His kid has the markings, or is that war paint?
ReplyDeleteYow! That kid looks straight outta the pages of Fangoria magazine.
ReplyDeleteThis is aweesome
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