Tommy Used to Work on the Dock

Let us start with the obvious problem with these tattoos.
His back looks like some mulletty Camaro, all covered in bumper stickers. Some are slanting up, some down. Some look like total afterthoughts, which he then had to squeeze in.

I had not seen that image of Randy Rhoads since that last time I saw a "Creem" magazine. Ozzy was carrying him on his shoulders in that picture ( that is why there was only one set of footprints when he looked behind him---what? oh, wrong story) which explains Randy's butt looking so unbuttlike.
One should always avoid trading beer for tattoos, which surely is what happened here.

Extra deduction for omitting Manowar.

What this tattoo says about the wearer:

I am from a really small town.


1 comment:

  1. Oh my gosh, some of those are unreal and I don't mean in a good way.
    The pictures you show are great as far as what not to do and your post is very enlightening. lol

    Thanks for sharing