Well, we have a perfect soul mate for our friend, but where to start?
I guess I should start with the pubic baboonish thing, with the tiger striped dick-tongue. Did you notice it? Of course you did.
You are squirming in your chair right now, trying to figure out which hurt more...
the 12 or so hours of dick tattoo time, or the giant dick ring.
Extra deduction for the fact that his dick looks like a flat tire.
And for making me think about his dick for the 10 minutes it took to post this.
I am going to grab my wife's tits.
What this tattoo says about the wearer:
Some people like vanilla...this guy likes rocky-road.