When Marty showed me this tattoo, I thought it was a Joan Jett and the Blackhearts tattoo. I was puzzled about the jazz hands and pigeon toes, but I figured maybe it is from a song I am not familiar with...surely she had more than just the two that I know.
(pointing at his tattoo) "Big fan, huh?--I was never that into them, but I would've had sexual intercourse with her "
"Her?! This is for Him!"
"Him?! Who--Jeffrey Dahmer?"
"No! Not him...HIM"
"Ohhhhh, that Finnish band?"
"Jesus?! When did they chop him up?"
"They didn't... It is the 5 Wounds of Christ"
"But it would be 10 wounds, now that they cut his his hands and feet off, and his heart out."
"Whatever-- Who did you mean, that you would have sex with?"
"What? Oh, no one--nevermind."
Extra deduction for trying to make ME out to be the weirdo-- you are the one with body parts tattooed on you, Dexter.
What this tattoo says about the wearer:
CSI:Jerusalem. Wednesday nights, at 9:00, only on CBS.