Don't Play with Fire

Jason played guitar in the worst band I was ever in- Gut Feast...we played at parties, bar mitzvahs, and one very odd wedding. Crappy late '80s metal. We sucked. Like all teenage bands of the day, we were trying as hard as we could to sound like Slayer, without sounding like Slayer. This tattoo is supposed to show that Jay is a bad-ass, and that you had better not fuck with him--or else...

Or else he will unfurl upon you like the black-light poster that inspired this tattoo. And you know that a poster doesn't have to be very big to cause problems. You had better think twice...or ask a friend to help. Or just pay the extra 10 bucks for the framed one. But don't fuck with Jason. Or...

Extra deduction for all those guitar solos. Annoying arpeggio asshole.

What this tattoo says about the wearer:

I am going to live with my parents until I am 30.



  1. ok this one is def so bad it's good.

  2. Alone, that tattoo would be just, well... bad. But your description, the band Slayer and bad 80s metal, well, now it all makes sense.

    You never fail to amuse me. And thats a good thing!

  3. Looks like a decomposed pic of Bozo.