Ring Around the Rosy

Lauren is a school crossing guard who works the intersection up the road. I met her when I was taking my daily--well monthly constitutional. In the time it took for the light to turn green, I learned a few things about Lauren:
A) She has lots of tattoos.
B)She smoked Parliaments...and lots of 'em.
C) She got off work in 10 minutes.

Well, we went back to my place. I was trying to think of some suave lines, and when I turned to tell her to use an ashtray, I realized she was undressing, and using the ashtray. I appreciated both. I have never been one to kiss and tell, but, yeah...I fucked her...
But I make love to you.

Extra deduction for--Stop giving me that look. We have all made mistakes. It didn't mean anything!! Give me a break!! No, I am never going to see her again!!

What this tattoo says about the wearer:

It was good and dirty. I would do it again.



  1. I'm glad I've never been that desperate but I'm not judging, just saying.

  2. Whoa. Saw your avatar, which cracked me up, over at Humor-Bloggers. I click your blog and I see that..that..tattooed thing. It's OK, only took me a minute to get back on my chair.

    Ah, there's a whole other world I know nothing about, which is probably a good thing.

  3. Hey, I've gone out with women that could literally stop traffic. But this woman does it every day.


  4. that's quite a conquest

  5. "Yeah, I fucked her." Well, someone had to, didn't they? Consider it a public service.

    I'm amused that she let you photograph her as well.

    You know where she works should the need arise again!

  6. I would make sweet fuck to her, too. You done good. I bet she drinks beer in the morning.

  7. Damn! They don't make crossing guards like that around here! Love the tattoos! I'm officially hooked on your blog.