This guy used to drink in my bar. I don't know his real name--he had big nostrils, like Babe Ruth, so we called him 'Chunnel'. He was a lousy tipper.
So, Chunnel, heard you got a new piece. Let's see it.
(Proudly) OK, check it out.
Alright...so kind of a warrior...sort of Boba Fett meets an Aztec warrior...with Moon Boot-sandals.
No, it is from "Spartan Warrior"...the game.
Oh. Why does he carry the big pie?
Pie? That is his shield.
It looks just like a pot-pie...It even has the crimping around the edge of the crust.
It is a shield, that has been through battle. See? Those are battle scars.
No, they are the "one inch slits in crust, to allow steam to vent."
(no response)
Is HE the Pie-man from Simple Simon? I always pictured him as being a lot less mean, ya know? Kind of chubby and happy.
(pouting/frowning)
I like his skirt, though.
Fuck you, man.
Extra deduction for leaving before I could do any Sparta/Spartan jokes. Wuss.
What this tattoo says about the wearer:
I sure do like pie.
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The man teats are all pushed to one side. The guy should see a doctor.
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ReplyDeleteI wonder what kind of pie it is. That is classic...well, not that the other tats you've shared haven't been, but this one...well, takes the pie (ouch).
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ReplyDeleteIf he likes pie,that might be a huge hit for the ladies.All women like a pie eating man!
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ReplyDeleteJudging by the "warriors" wearer i'm guessing this was a chicken pot pie!
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He is the warrior of cannibus.
ReplyDeleteHe will pillage your buds and then eat his turkey pot pie.
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ReplyDeleteLMFAO You are soooo funny! I seriously choked on my Pepsi. Poor guy. You totally deflated him with the whole "pie" thing, but you are totally right -- it looks like pie!
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