This is my friend Tracy. I have known her for years.
She is just like one of the guys, except she has a vagina, and boobs. She is cool.
Not just for the vagina and boob thing though.
Hey Tracy, heard you got a new tattoo. Let's see it
No fuckin' way. I am in no mood for your shit.
Come on...
No.
I promise I won't say anything about it.
Yeah, right. OK...say anything bad, and I will slap you.
It reminds me of that picture in LIFE magazine...
It is "Guns & Roses"
...of the hippies putting flowers in the soldier's guns... Wait, did you just say "Guns & Roses?"
Yes, Guns & Roses.
But it is just one gun, and one rose.
It is my Guns & Roses tattoo.
No, It is your "Gun and Rose" tattoo. You need another gun, and another rose.
See, this is why Jessica dumped you. You take everything so literally.
Jessica dumped me because I wouldn't stop smoking...or fucking Michelle. And this is why Tim dumped you. You do everything half-assed.
Did he say that?
No, he said he dumped you because you don't understand plurals.
I hate you.
Call me later...
You wish.
Extra deduction for not calling.
What this tattoo says about the wearer:
I am going to pretend to like the new record no matter how bad it is.
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